Saturday, February 4, 2012

What if cats could drive?

What would their cars be made out of?
Their cars would be made out of tuna fish cans with tires made out of catnip rings.

What would their driving licenses look like?
They would be round like a pet license, and they would wear them around their necks, with their picture printed right in the middle.

What would the seat belts be made of?
The seat belts would be made of cat collars. They would come in pink and purple with fake diamonds studded in them.