Wackiest Ever Questions and Answers

Q: Are these REALLY the wackiest questions ever?
A: Probably not. You get weirder by the minute.

Q: Well then, I'd better make up some really wacky questions. And here's the first: How many lobsters does it take to eat a TV?
A: What the...? Well, how the heck am I supposed to know that?

Q: I don't know. My job is  the wacky questions. Your's is the wacky answers. And I gotta say, that last answer wasn't very wacky. Lets try another one: Why are ducks trying to take over the world?
A:Okay, first of all, I'm the logical one here. My job is to make your questions make sense, not more confusing. And second, I have no answer to your most recent question.

Q: Well maybe we should change the title of this post to "Wackiest Ever Questions, and Lamest Ever Answers." I'll give you one more chance to answer a really wacky question.
A:Good grief.

Q: I didn't get to ask my next question! Ok, here it is: If you have six donuts, and your brother has three donuts, how many people does it take to paint the president's horse four?
A:Well, the sum is nine, and I SUPPOSE if it was a very large horse statue, but it was four years old, it would take forty or fifty people to get the job done.

Q: BUT, what if you only had a red penny, and no sevens?
A:Neither of those make ANY sense. And there's no such thing as red pennies.

Q: Hmmm, my friend Penny, with red hair, will be shocked to find out she's only imaginary. Next question: Let's say you were lost in the woods. You find yourself standing in front of a blue door. How long will it take to get a sandwich from room service?
A: This is getting weirder by the second. One, don't mention my statement to "Penny," two, Being stranded in the woods and then being in front of a blue door would be awkward, and three, it depends on what kind of sandwich you ordered, what time it is, and where you ordered it from.

Q: Let's move on. Would you rather eat a slimy sock that just fell out of a giant's nose, or sleep upside down, hanging from a snake's tooth?
A: Ewwww... and AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Q: Which one do you choose? 
A:Remember the talk we had about would you rather questions awhile ago?

Q: Oh, that's right. We did talk about that a long time ago. And you never got back to me about personalities. So, which would you rather? The sock or the snake?
A:You get weirder by the quarter of a second.

Q: Wait, is that a compliment? Maybe we should stop now. You're clearly confused. Say goodnight, Gracie.
A: My name isn't Gracie. But, BYE! and NIGHT-NIGHT! The end.

More Questions

Q: Here we go again, more random questions. Question number one: How long do you think it will take the great chocolate mint iceberg to melt?

A: There is no great chocolate mint iceberg. I think I've mentioned this to you before, but you're insane.

Q: What? What happened to the Great Chocolate Mint Iceberg???

A:There never WAS a great chocolate mint iceberg. How am I dealing with your LACK of BRAIN!?

Q: Hold on, here. You've never heard of the Great Chocolate Mint Iceberg? Why haven't you ever heard of it? 

A:No. Who has?

Q:Well, everyone has! They made it to be in the movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but it floated out to sea before they could film it. It's been floating in the Atlantic Ocean ever since. So, how long do you think it will take to melt?

A: I seriously have no answer to that.

Q:Well, let's move on to a different subject. What about this: How many cats does it take to go to the moon?

A: Ugh. I'm done with your CATS and MOONS and MINTS and CHOCOLATES and ICEBERGS. You're INSANE.  NUTS. I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: But, what about the Martians? You haven't told me what you think about the Martians who are living on the moon! What do you think about the Martians?