Once there was a girl named Rapunzel. Her mother told her to go to the village to buy muffins. Her mother told her not to take the short cut. She heard that bears live there. But Rapunzel was one of those naughty little girls who did what ever she wished.
Rapunzel started walking towards the short cut. After walking for about an hour she finally came to the short cut. She was half lucky to be a naughty girl, because if you take the long way it's about 13 hours. But taking the short cut was dangerous. Her mother had heard right. There were bears in the short cut.
Now, into the bear's beeswax: One day Mama Bear was making apple pudding for breakfast. Baby Bear said, "Mom do I really have to eat this? It looks really disgusting."
"Oh, pish!" Said Mama Bear, "You'll love this. It's caramel apple pudding."
"Oh, whatever." Said Baby Bear. "I just took a tiny taste, and it's really hot!"
Papa Bear said, "We should take a ride while it cools down."
Mama Bear said, "Perfect."
"Last one to the car is a rotten egg!!!!!!!!!!" Said Baby Bear as he raced to their teal convertible.
Once they were gone for ten minutes, Rapunzel arrived at their door. She was carrying her hair, and it was really heavy. That's why she wanted to take the short cut. I mean, just think about having 50 miles of hair, and having to carry it for 13 hours! That would be HORRIBLE!
Rapunzel knocked on the door, but no one answered. Then it started to rain! She remembered now she forgot to wear shoes. That was okay when she was just walking on dry dirt, but now, it was mud. She had to get inside immediately! She ran inside the door. It was unlocked. Nobody comes through the short cut, so it was unlocked.
She found some slippers on the floor. There three pairs in a row. One pair: big. One pair: medium sized. And one pair: small. Rapunzel tried on the biggest pair. They were too bouncy. They were so bouncy she got bounced around by the slippers, and bonked her head on the ceiling. She took them off and put them where they were.
She tried on the medium sized slippers. They were way too soft. She felt like she was sinking into the floor. Of course she wasn't actually sinking into the floor.
Then she tried on the smallest pair. They felt just right. Not too bouncy, not too soft. In fact they made her want to dance all around. And that's exactly what she did for 13 minutes. Then she got hungry.
She walked into the kitchen. She found three bowls of caramel apple pudding. Three bowls in a triangle. She tried the biggest bowl, and shouted, "Ahhghhh! Tongue burn! Tongue burn!!!"
She tried the medium sized bowl, and shouted "Ahhghhh! Ice in my mouth!!!"
She tried the smallest bowl, and it was just right. She ate all of it.
She wanted to sit down, but there were no chairs at the dining room table, because bears don't need to sit down when they're eating. Rapunzel went into the living room. She found three chairs. She sat in the biggest chair. It felt so hard that her booty hurt.
Next she sat in the medium sized chair. She didn't know it was really, really, really soft, until she sunk so far that only her face could be seen.(and her hair of course!) "Auughhh! this chair is EVIL!" She pushed on the cushions, and with difficulty, she got out.
Then she sat in the smallest chair. It was just right. Not too hard, and not too soft. So she sat there, and looked around the room. She saw a purse that had the initials "G" and "L" on it. "Gordon Lasso?" she guessed. "I wonder why a boy would have purse." She said to herself. She looked around some more, and saw some brown fur on the ground.
"They must have puppies." She thought.
She got up and felt tired. After lugging around 50 miles of hair, wouldn't you feel tired?!
Then she went up stairs and found three beds in a room. She tried the biggest bed. It was as hard as that chair. It was so hard, she could barely lay down. "Ouch!" She yelled, rubbing her elbow. "My funny bone! I don't know why they call it the funny bone, because it's not funny when you hurt it."
Then she tried the medium sized bed. "THIS BED IS EVIL!" She shouted, but you barely hear her because she had sunk so deep into the soft, soft mattress. Fortunately she could move her arms this time. She used her hair to grab onto the bed post, and pull herself out.
Next she tried to the smallest bed. It was just right, so she started to take a nap. After only a few minutes she was fast asleep.
She had been asleep for about 20 minutes when the bears came home.
Baby Bear went in screaming that his slippers were gone! When his parents came in, he was in the dining room, screaming, because his pudding was gone! (he secretly liked it!)
When he went into the living room, he screamed for the third time because he knew somebody had been sitting in his chair.
"It's that Goldilocks again!" he shouted. "She must have heard we got new slippers, and now she's wearing mine! And she ate my pudding! And she sat in my chair!"
"At least she didn't break it this time." said Mama Bear. "She must be on a diet."
"Well she ate all my pudding," said Baby Bear, "so she's not on it anymore!"
"Wait!" said Papa Bear. "Last time we found her in Baby Bear's bed. Lets go look up there!"
"Excellent!" Said Baby Bear, and they all ran up stairs. But they did not find Goldilocks in Baby Bear's bed. In fact, they couldn't even find Baby Bear's bed! The room was filled with bright shiny golden hair.
"OH MY GOSH!" yelled Mama Bear! "Look at all this hair! Goldilocks must have grown her hair out as long as Rapunzel's!"
"Can you see anything but yellow?" asked Baby Bear.
"No, no I can't." Said Papa Bear.
Papa Bear managed to open the window, and a lot of the hair came flying out of it. Rapunzel woke up.
She heard the bears talking. She peeked through her hair, and saw the bears. She screamed!
Rapunzel didn't have time to say anything. She was already out the window!
"Boy," said Papa Bear,"I hope we don't ever see her again."
