Q: What is your favorite flavor of ants?
A: Nothing! I don't like ants. That was totally a random question.
Q: Well, that is the name of this post. Why don't you like ants?
A: Because they are insects.
Q: What have you got against insects?
A: Pretty much the only insects I like are lady bugs.
Q: What do lady bugs taste like?
A: Why in the world did you ask that? I don't know! I haven't tried lady bugs.
Q: But you just said that lady bugs were the only insect you liked. How do you know you like them if you haven't tried one?
A: That is so random. And confusing. Can you please move on. No more bugs please.
Q: Okay. What color underwear do you wear on your head?
A: No color. I'm not a butt head.
Q: You have colorless underwear on your head?
A: UHG!!! I don't wear underwear on my head!!!!
Q: Do you still keep little tiny frogs in your hair?
A: No.
Q: They probably kept getting your hair all slimy, right? Is that why you got rid of them?
A: I never HAD frogs in my hair. Ask regular every day interview questions.
Q: But the title of the blog is Random Questions. Should I change the title to "Boring everyday questions?"
A: No, but at least ask me one regular question.
Q: Okay. How old was Queen Victoria when she became Queen of England, and Empress of the British Empire?
A: How in the world am I supposed to know that! I'm only seven years old!
Q: Well you don't seem to be very good at the "regular questions." Would you rather eat a moldy doughnut or stand on your head under a stream of green slime?
A: Neither.
Q: I'm sorry, but you have to choose one or the other. That's the rules. So, which is it?
A:Get on with it!
Q: Answer the question please. Which would you rather? Moldy doughnut or green slime?
A: Now that I think about it... green slime.
Q: Yuck! Next question: Would you rather answer another would you rather question, or stand outside in the rain without an umbrella?
A: Stand in the rain without an umbrella.
Q: Okay, but it's pretty dark out there. Get going. You should put some shoes on first.
A: Oh my gosh. Would you rather questions are only funny questions that people ask to see other people's personalities!
Q: What's a personality? Do you have a personality? Where do you keep it? Do you let other people see it?
A: That's complicated.
Q: That's okay. We've got time.
A: Well... a personality is...
Q: You don't know, do you? You just made up that word, didn't you?
A: No I didn't! It's just hard to explain.
Q: That's just what you would say if you'd made it up. So until you explain it, I'll keep on thinking you made it up.
A: Oh please. I've got to go to bed. I'll explain it tomorrow.
Q: That's what I thought. You're just playing for time so you can make something up. I'm on to you.
A: UGH!!!! Goodnight! I gotta go...
Q: Yeah, well, you were just making up that stuff about "personalities" anyway. Might as well post this now.
A: Whatever.
