What if Donuts Were Like People?

If donuts were like people where would they live?
They would live in houses made of sweets. Hopefully, not in the desert.

What color hair would they have?
Whatever color their frosting is. But if they don't have any frosting, their hair would just be black. Or, they could be bald.

What would a donut want for Christmas?
That's a hard one. A bag of sprinkles.

Where would a donut go on vacation?
They would go to a place with no people. Because, if there were people, they would eat them.

The donuts would eat the people???
No! I mean the place with no people would have lots of fruit trees.

What does that mean?
Well, you know what fruit is, and you know what trees are!

Yes, I do, but what do fruit trees have to do with donuts eating people?
The donuts do NOT eat people.

Oh. My mistake. Do donuts have hands and feet?
Yes.