Wackiest Ever Questions and Answers

Q: Are these REALLY the wackiest questions ever?
A: Probably not. You get weirder by the minute.

Q: Well then, I'd better make up some really wacky questions. And here's the first: How many lobsters does it take to eat a TV?
A: What the...? Well, how the heck am I supposed to know that?

Q: I don't know. My job is  the wacky questions. Your's is the wacky answers. And I gotta say, that last answer wasn't very wacky. Lets try another one: Why are ducks trying to take over the world?
A:Okay, first of all, I'm the logical one here. My job is to make your questions make sense, not more confusing. And second, I have no answer to your most recent question.

Q: Well maybe we should change the title of this post to "Wackiest Ever Questions, and Lamest Ever Answers." I'll give you one more chance to answer a really wacky question.
A:Good grief.

Q: I didn't get to ask my next question! Ok, here it is: If you have six donuts, and your brother has three donuts, how many people does it take to paint the president's horse four?
A:Well, the sum is nine, and I SUPPOSE if it was a very large horse statue, but it was four years old, it would take forty or fifty people to get the job done.

Q: BUT, what if you only had a red penny, and no sevens?
A:Neither of those make ANY sense. And there's no such thing as red pennies.

Q: Hmmm, my friend Penny, with red hair, will be shocked to find out she's only imaginary. Next question: Let's say you were lost in the woods. You find yourself standing in front of a blue door. How long will it take to get a sandwich from room service?
A: This is getting weirder by the second. One, don't mention my statement to "Penny," two, Being stranded in the woods and then being in front of a blue door would be awkward, and three, it depends on what kind of sandwich you ordered, what time it is, and where you ordered it from.

Q: Let's move on. Would you rather eat a slimy sock that just fell out of a giant's nose, or sleep upside down, hanging from a snake's tooth?
A: Ewwww... and AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Q: Which one do you choose? 
A:Remember the talk we had about would you rather questions awhile ago?

Q: Oh, that's right. We did talk about that a long time ago. And you never got back to me about personalities. So, which would you rather? The sock or the snake?
A:You get weirder by the quarter of a second.

Q: Wait, is that a compliment? Maybe we should stop now. You're clearly confused. Say goodnight, Gracie.
A: My name isn't Gracie. But, BYE! and NIGHT-NIGHT! The end.