A: There is no great chocolate mint iceberg. I think I've mentioned this to you before, but you're insane.
Q: What? What happened to the Great Chocolate Mint Iceberg???
A:There never WAS a great chocolate mint iceberg. How am I dealing with your LACK of BRAIN!?
Q: Hold on, here. You've never heard of the Great Chocolate Mint Iceberg? Why haven't you ever heard of it?
A:No. Who has?
Q:Well, everyone has! They made it to be in the movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but it floated out to sea before they could film it. It's been floating in the Atlantic Ocean ever since. So, how long do you think it will take to melt?
A: I seriously have no answer to that.
Q:Well, let's move on to a different subject. What about this: How many cats does it take to go to the moon?
A: Ugh. I'm done with your CATS and MOONS and MINTS and CHOCOLATES and ICEBERGS. You're INSANE. NUTS. I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: But, what about the Martians? You haven't told me what you think about the Martians who are living on the moon! What do you think about the Martians?
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